“My family and friends think I’m mad 
Although I know they are secretly glad 
At last I’ve found some peace and calm 
Although clearly I still can’t find me a man 
Each day that I’m another day single 
Friends continue to encourage me to mingle 
I believe that the man of my dreams 
Will certainly not be all that he seems 
Every morning I awake full of ideas and plans 
But none that include or involve a man 
Why other girls go looking in bars 
I go out staring at the stars 
Each year that passes I grow stronger and stronger 
And I never question how much longer 
I continue to be a little bit crazy 
But that’s just the way life made me 
Who would want boring and normal 
I don’t want my life to be stuffy and formal 
I’m free as a bird and starting to fly 
As all you are all thinking oh why oh why can’t I
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  — Kim Flower